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olly chekhov
Gee, I wonder what this kid is gonna do. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ ) (The authors would like to take this opportunity to gloat. That is all) Source: theculturalvacuum.tumblr.com (offline)
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meli-sans-bra
This red priestess may wear all black on occasion, but she keeps one thing consistent about her wardrobe: a lack of undergarments! In fact, Meli-sans-bra can’t wait to expose her finely shaped breasts every chance she gets. Are there more subtle ways for her to achieve her aims? Does she even have an aim past shagging Jon at this point? Who cares! [..] Source: theculturalvacuum.tumblr.com (offline)
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the amazing shrinking baby
Mrycella has apparently been in Dorne for years, Sam has been worrying about Jon’s foolish heroism for years, but Baby!Sam (who is not Aemon Steelsong :( ) hasn’t aged a day! Good thing too, or else he and Olly Chekhov might spend all their time nodding at each other. Source: theculturalvacuum.tumblr.com (offline)
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greyscale jorah
Jorah loves Deadpan, you guys. He is so devoted to her than he will risk bringing a deadly disease into her city because… um. Well, we shouldn’t be too concerned, since the greyscale hasn’t seemed to have progressed at all in four episodes. Maybe it’s just a rash? Source: theculturalvacuum.tumblr.com (offline)
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assertive gilly and showboating sam
Who doesn’t love shipping?! This one features ass-backwards characterizations. A sheltered Wildling gets what she wants *snaps fingers*, uh huh. Watch as Gilly brow-beats Sam. Watch as Sam brags about killing a White Walker (caps?) and searches for sex-loopholes in his vows that his brothers totally accept. Watch him confidently state his desire to [..] Source: theculturalvacuum.tumblr.com (offline)
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sons of the herpies
They’ve got golden masks! They’re probably all former masters. Except for the ones who are former sex slaves. Seriously, this is fucking nuanced. Hell, maybe they wear the masks to hide their cold sores. Because they’re sure as hell not rotating animal masks to throw off the opposition, which would at least be evocative of something from the books. [..] Source: theculturalvacuum.tumblr.com (offline)
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simplified bay
Simplified Bay is, like, okay. And so is everything there apparently. The other Slaver Cities are no problem. There’s no unforeseen illnesses. There’s one mercenary group in the walls. Navies magically appear. In fact, the hardest decision that needs to be made is whether the fighting ring qualifies for Cultural Property Protection. Even so Deadpan [..] Source: theculturalvacuum.tumblr.com (offline)
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deadpan stormborn
No one knows how the Queen of Simplified Bay got her last name, since there doesn’t seem to be any storms in her backstory, but it can’t be because of her stormy personality. Look how dignified and confident she is! Watch as she delivers long monologues consisting of nothing but platitudes without once changing her facial expression! She doesn’t ne [..] Source: theculturalvacuum.tumblr.com (offline)
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promdress!myrcella
PromDress!Myrcella has been in Dorne for YEARS and made herself at home, presumably by making the most fabulous dresses that are not at all impractical for a desert climate. Yet she forgot to ask her betrothed if he has any exes until now. She spends all her time making out and walking in the gardens because, what else is she suppose to do? Develop [..] Source: theculturalvacuum.tumblr.com (offline)
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trystane jonas
This boy band wannabe may not bear much resemblance to a 13-year-old who is content to play board games to cheer up his sick 11-year-old betrothed, but what he lacks in innocence he makes up for in chest heir. Yes, the heir of Dorne (fuck you) is perfectly content to stride around, wear cutlasses on his dates, and get his bodyguards to beat people [..] Source: theculturalvacuum.tumblr.com (offline)
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