Modern spelling of “Ozymandias.”

A shadowy cult of technologists who sell Trojan horses containing U2 albums.

To repeatedly apply pressure to the left side of an apparatus while occasionally applying pressure to the right side. Stimulation of the center wheel may also be required.

A never-ending board game and economic condition that inflicts permanent suffering on everyone except the winner.

To gild a groveler.

An arbitrary number produced by a coven of warlocks who have bound their souls to a VHS copy of the 1987 film Wall Street.

An institution connecting college dropouts with wealthy investors eager to lose money.

An item so convenient and sensible that it cannot be allowed to exist.

(1) To appropriate another person’s labor and genius, as a service. (2) To plagiarize.

An antiquated custom in which musicians would bundle 2-5 functional songs with 5-10 sub-prime factory remnants.