Short for Chromosome Fuck Up. Used to describe someone with a weird face or body as a result of the unfortunate genes in their family..

Compulsive Facebook Updater: someone who updates their facebook status more than 5 times a day; feeling the need to inform everyone of everything you're doing,feeling and/or thinking about

cuff, fuck, uncuff

CFU refers to a C-Level executive like a CEO, CFO, or COO that is Completely Fucking Useless.

Colony Forming Units. This is a measure that indicates the number of microrganisms in water.

The World Banks Carbon Finance Unit.

Colony forming units

Colony Forming Units. A measure of viable microbial populations. A count of colony forming units estimates the number of viable cells in a sample. It assumes that each colony of cells growing on a sta [..]

An acronym for Colony Forming Units, the scientific term for “number of organisms” (i.e., how many microbes are in the colony of microbes in the product, or in your intestine). While there is no scien [..]

 – Colony Forming Unit (of faecal coliform bacteria) – A measure of viable bacterial or fungal numbers.

CFU stands for “colony forming units”, and is a way to measure the number of active, live organisms in a probiotic

When we count microorganisms we do so by diluting them and then putting the diluted suspension onto agar (jelly) plates, incubating them at the right temperature and then counting the number of colonies, or "spots", on the plate. Each colony may have formed from one cell being on that point on the plate and multiplying up, or could be fro [..]

Colony-forming unit (CFU) is a measure, used in biology, of the numbers of fungi or bacteria that are capable of creating a colony through cell division, which is used most in biology.

Colony Forming Units (CFU) - A descriptive acronym used in assessing the growth of micro organisms on fabrics or surfaces. CFU/m3 is an abbreviation for colony forming units per cubic meter of air, or [..]

colony forming units.  Concentrations of water quality indicator organisms such as fecal coliform bacteria are measured in cfu/100 ml.

(often "cfu")